Loom! (Suggestion courtesy of Norma). Not exactly a great artistic photo, but a fun story to go with it.
After my friend, Jan, taught me how to weave and I was hooked, I decided I had to have a loom of my own. I looked and looked and found this Schacht floor loom on eBay. I didn't win the auction (outbid by like 150 bucks), but the person who did win it apparently neglected to pay for it, so the seller contacted me and asked if I would like it. It had been in storage for 5 years somewhere in the Bay area near San Francisco - keeping in mind we were on the east coast in New England at this point in time.
So, we haggled back and forth and I finally found a shipper who would ship the thing out to me. The seller agreed to pay half the shipping. Total cost for this loom was around 1250 bucks including shipping - a very nice deal. The catch about the shipping, however, was that the only way the shipping would cost less than the loom itself was to do it as a freight shipment. ....... which meant it wasn't delivered to the house, but rather, I'd have to go pick it up at the trucking depot.
We didn't have a truck anymore at that time, just a Jeep Cherokee, so Jan told me we could borrow hers/her husband's truck and she'd go with me to pick it up. We get to the loading dock in the diviest portion of downtown Providence, RI, you can imagine (ya, go on...imagine...now imagine worse.... keep going..... keep going... yep - right about that skanky). There are a bunch of overweight Italian guys in dirty T-shirts standing on the loading dock smoking cigarettes and talking. We back the truck up to the loading dock and realize that the bed of the pickup is about oh....2 feet below the level of the loading dock. We get out and I show the guys my bill of lading. One of them ambles off into the bowels of the storage facility to get the forklift to move this crate. As he comes out the door, we are somewhat appalled at the size of the crate. The loom is big - 48" wide, but the crate is MONSTROUS.
Jan and I are looking at each other a little nervously. The guy puts down the forklift arms at the edge of the dock and says "There you go". We ask him if he will load it for us. He laughs and says "No. This is a frieght shipment." Jan and I look at each other more nervously. We ask if anyone will load it for us for a twenty. More laughs from the group. We assume the answer is no. She and I climb into the bed of the truck and then up onto the loading dock and survey the situation. After some discussion about the mechanics of leverage and some weight calculations, we heave to and push the damn crate over the edge, where it teeters precipitiously, and then slides down at an angle into the bed of the truck.
Smiling smugly at the now quiet group, she and I lash the loom and crate down into the truck bed and prepare for the drive home, which is maybe 45-50 minutes of drive time. At about 5 minutes into the drive, the first drops of rain start. At 10 minutes, it's definitely raining. At 20 minutes, it is raining like it only can when you are 15 miles or less inland from the ocean (read cats and dogs with big drops). When we finally pull into the driveway at my house, the cardboard (Oh, did I mention the crate was a wooden pallet with cardboard built around it?) is completely waterlogged - and it's still raining, although not as hard.
We get the loom out of the truck (with a lot of huffing and puffing and more than a few curse words) and onto the driveway. I had thought we could take it in through the kitchen/back door - since it was going directly into the living room, a short drag/shuffle. No dice. The loom is too large. It will fit through the door, but won't make the turn necessitated by the narrow kitchen to get into the living room. So, we drag it over to the front door and up two steps. I get the door open and we get it halfway through the door when we come to the realization that the wooden pallet is slightly wider in the middle than the edges, so we now have this loom stuck in it's rapidly disintegrating cardboard crate in the now-open front door.
By this point, we are laughing hysterically, and I go to the kitchen for my largest, sharpest butcher's knife. With Jan holding the loom up so it will remain mostly horizontal while wedged into the doorway, I hack and chop the cardboard off so we can get into the crated package. We finally do this, and we are preparing to slide the loom off the pallet and into the living room, when we realize now that the loom will not turn neatly into the living room. So, with the last ounce of patience and strength (having been laughing now, not even hysterically, but like Jack the Ripper on a bender), we push the loom up the stairs, Jan holds it in place, I climb over the loom and her, pry the pallet out of the doorway and toss it into the front yard into the rain, then help her ease the loom down the stairs so it will make the turn into the living room.
We then had several glasses of wine.
And forged a great friendship.
All for now......
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